Tuesday, March 1, 2011

OH DEAR // COLONEL QADDAFI



Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi (no relation to the founder of KFC) expanded on his brief but legendary comments in a much longer address to 'his' nation a few days ago. He rambled for well over an hour about random stuff, much like he did in his first speech to the United Nations in 2009. For example: "It's impossible for the youth to follow anyone else. If not Qaddafi, who else would they follow? Somebody with a beard?" His speech is shown in the video below...


He also sort of vowed to kill everyone....

Putting a different pair of glasses on, he reads from a book on law: "Any Libyan who lifts an arm shall be punished with the death sentence. Those who spy for other countries shall be punished with the death sentence. Anybody who undermines the sovereignty of the state" – same punishment. Those who commit crimes against the army, anyone working for a foreign country undermining the defence of the country – same punishment. "We will not blame the youth," he says, but adds: when they are caught and prosecuted they will be begging for mercy but this time we will not be so merciful.

The United Nations must be pooping their pants and probably have no idea what to do with the bono spectacled mad man as he continues to attack his own people with helicopters, warplanes, and ships. The Arab League is also holding an emergency meeting, so expect several more sternly worded letters to be issued over the next 24 hours while Qaddafi kills off the last remaining citizens in Algeria.

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