Friday, March 23, 2012

DAILY NAIL // "I'm in love with a statue"


That's right people, this silly bitch is totally in love with 3 foot 'Hans'. Apparently being in a relationship for the past 6 months has changed everything for the ludicrously named, Reighner Deleighnie because she's able to imagine them walking hand in hand through meadows and the miniature Adonis is able to listen to her for hours blabbering on about her feelings. 

Apparently this isn't the first time a total nutter has fallen in love with an object. Eva K from the Netherlands has managed to fall in love with a few phrases and words but if that wasn't absurd enough she's fallen head over heels for a hydraulic flood barrier and a floating crane. Interestingly the Daily Mail doesn't link to these stories anywhere and a Google search brings up nothing, I reckon the 'journalist' on this piece, Rachel Straus has been smoking crack in her loft again.

Please Daily Mail, keep this crap coming. 

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