It's been awhile since I've had the pleasure of reading the Mail but a 10 minute hail shower earlier today prompted such action. Once again it only took about 2 seconds before I stumbled across some proper ground breaking news, "Creating a stink: German invents toilet paper bearing a picture of Hitler's face".
OK, I give it to the 'inventor', he's created a pretty innovative product, the only problem I can see with it is that it only comes to life when you've taken a fresh dump, wiped your hairy arse with precision and then peered behind to take a look and no doubt you'll need to take a photo of your artwork and send it to a mate for maximum effect. Go on, it's only £3 a roll.
Also, HALT HAMMERZEIT!
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