TUNE OF THE DAY // SANTIGOLD - DISPARATE YOUTH (THE 2 BEARS REMIX)

OK, its been a mental week at dog HQ with the arrival of 2 mannequins and loads of print orders flying out the shed but this 2 bears remix has been keeping us totally revved. Santi White who goes by the name of Santigold but was formerly know as Santogold is at it again. With the release of her 2nd album 'Master of Make Believe' last week, the 2 bears have taken the 'disparate youth' track and whacked some of their usual bear funk and bass onto the song.  

Give it a play.....then another....then again.....

TUNE OF THE DAY // BIG GIPP - STEPPIN OUT

I want me some of these shades! Perfect tune for Sunday night. 

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DAILY DOG

This is the definition of a Mans best friend. 

DAILY DOG

I don't think it's possible for the dog in the bottom right of the picture to look anymore unsure about attending his first dogging session.

WALTHAMSTOW // CELEBRITIES THAT LOOK LIKE MATTRESSES

Yes that's right, you did read the title correctly. In an effort to boost peoples perception of the northeast London borough and birthplace of the incessant 'dench' shouting Lethal Bizzle, Walthamstow's (unofficial) Toursit Board have taken it upon themselves to get people liking they're town and have started a Facebook page....which is fair enough. The page is decent for a few laughs but the 'celebrities that look like mattresses' section is beyond genius and is actually quite good. My favourite is below but go check them all out because they gave me a proper belly a shake.

We've also got some snazzy threads and if anyone's got a matresses that looks like any of them...... then sheeit!

DAILY NAIL // HITLER BOG ROLL, "THE PAPER JUST NEEDS A SPECIAL TOUCH TO BE COMPLETE"

It's been awhile since I've had the pleasure of reading the Mail but a 10 minute hail shower earlier today prompted such action. Once again it only took about 2 seconds before I stumbled across some proper ground breaking news, "Creating a stink: German invents toilet paper bearing a picture of Hitler's face". 

OK, I give it to the 'inventor', he's created a pretty innovative product, the only problem I can see with it is that it only comes to life when you've taken a fresh dump, wiped your hairy arse with precision and then peered behind to take a look and no doubt you'll need to take a photo of your artwork and send it to a mate for maximum effect. Go on, it's only £3 a roll. 

Also, HALT HAMMERZEIT!